deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

(via char-mant)

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

(via 5lyfe)

hipsterloli:

“Bring comfortable clothing fit for physical activities”

Me:

(via satan-is-my-sugar-daddy)

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

(via sloushee)

aduhm:

that lingerie won’t make your man hard, because I already did

(via aduhm)

maclonna:

If Rihanna doesn’t name her greatest hits album HistoRIH i will blow things up

(via aduhm)

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want

(Source: jo--harvelle, via sloushee)

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

(via 5lyfe)